Mahathir and the Bomoh
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Written by dignityworks on Nov-7-07 7:05pm
From:  melayuboleh.us
here is another joke i found :

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, President Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can be doing better than Country M.

One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysia Bomoh (Malay Feng Shui Teacher) also can, and went to seek the top bomoh’s advice in the country.

After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do:

Bomoh: Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.

Dr M: But Why?

Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for ‘Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks’. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh: Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.

Dr M: What! Why him?

Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for ‘A Nation Without Any Ringgit’.

Dr M: But how? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.

Bomoh: Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR. Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly!
originally from felixker

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